In the comforts of the seminary, i find myself sinking into a chair in the corner of Serghei's office. my ears are listening to a brief grammatical lesson about the nomative case in the russian language. i'm already confused, but it doesn't change my relaxed demeanor. i'm safe amongst friends.

My attention is directed towards the abrupt noise coming from the entrance of the office. It's Tolik, a good friend that Claudette, Alina and I work with for the food ministry. "Hey Tolik!" i say with a relatively upbeat tone. Little do I know that the second he steps into the office, my life will be changed forever.

From out of a plastic bag, Tolik pulls out a gigantic black monstrosity. Light from the ceiling bulb cannot be seen as the monstrosity overwhelms the room. My eyes adjust and I'm able to see this thing, this whiskered demon eel lashing it's tail, creating a gust of wind that blows papers off the desk and sends Serghei flying out the window. As Serghei freefalls 11 stories down, I remain calm on the outside as my insides melt in disgust.

Then, just as we think the brunt of the attack is over, the eel straightens its body like a sharp sword and hurdles over the others in the room towards me. He's found his prey.

Next thing i know it's a battle royale, as I give the eel a swift kick in the face. He's able to wiggle out of my strong grip, but I quickly take control as I grab him by the mouth. Not to boast, but the day was saved by the most humble me.